Every time American politics whips a shitty (or, you know, gets progressively shittier), it’s customary to turn one’s eyes to the True North Strong And Free. And, because we’re Americans, we assume that assimilation would be simple. It’s just different money, different bacon, and different toppings on fries, right? It’s not like there’s a border wall (yet).

It turns out it's not all that easy. Canada is a sensible place, and if you're serious about the émigré thing, you'd better have a job lined up. Critical Mass (a Canadian company, by the way) noticed a massive uptick in "move to Canada" mentions in the months running up to the 2016 election and, wishing to extend the maple-scented hand of comradeship, created MoveToCanadaEh in a bid to attract some potential expatriate talent. We wrote, designed, built, and launched the site in about three days.